Inspired by this funny song "Dumb Ways to Die",
here are some dumb ways to end your blogging career:
* Chose a super artistic font so that it's legible only to you;
* Blog about how pitiful you are being a victim on earth and the whole world owes you everything;
* Be late, be very late at all events;
* Grabbed the complimentary gifts from the organiser and hopped to another event, repeat the same stunt a few times in a day if possible;
* Put your eyes on top of your head so that you can only look with your nostrils and fall flat at any time;
* Copy and paste to complete blog posts;
* Do sponsored blog posts only and nothing else;
* Post about your broken nail;
* Blabber brainlessly about religion, race and politics;
* Bitch about other bloggers;
* Go missing in action;
* Buy "Likes" and ghost Followers at Instagram;
Lastly, take out page view counter from blog so that nobody knows you are dying.
Just for laughs, please do not take me seriously.
Meanwhile, enjoy this cute song~~
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